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NAME: Thomas Burton
ALIIAS: Underscore, Burts, Quesos Pene, Da Smegg, cock rocket.
D.O.B: 27.01.81
LIKES: Mo’s, pan con hamon de queso (ham and cheese rolls)
DISLIKES: being touched by men
FAV SPANISH WORD: los bodas rompas (the wedding crashers)
MISSION: To become minister for culturally insensitive travel




NAME: Mark Robert Scanlon
ALIIAS: Pie boy, Keith, pube beard
D.O.B: 10.04.81
LIKES: Churros, Dunt,
DISLIKES: The lack of work ethic from the Pichilemu Churros shop… who da ya have to root to get a churros round here…
FAV SPANISH WORD: Dunt, mas calliente’,
MISSION: Not to shave for 6 months, get my waves, communicate my message of love and hapiness through beat boxing and theatrical dance.




NAME: Sean Patrick Scanlon
ALIIAS: Fanta Nubes, Stump, The Chilean-Australian ambassador
D.O.B: 08.12.78
LIKES: Long waves, Cherros and analysing the South American ice cream market.
DISLIKES: Culturlly sensitive amigos, heat stroked icy healdo and PAPA form Residential Jamacia.
FAV SPANISH: The Cherros saved my life and you have beautiful eyes/smile.
MISSION: Surf your waves and through a process of elimination, find a the perfect woman.




NAME: Emerson Adrian Ringrose
ALIIAS: Emmo, Emrico, Eminem, stunt cock
D.O.B: 26.06.77
LIKES: Big Rights, Computer Games, Bacon.
DISLIKES: cruelty to animals and crimes against the mullet.
FAV SPANISH WORD: Papas Fritas (potato chips), Lomo Shimp (surf and turf )
MISSION: Indulgence, surf and bad hairdo’s